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Best Menopause (PMS) Question Ever

Q: 
How many women with MENOPAUSE (PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?
 

 

 

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. 
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! 
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND 
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES 

THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! 

I'm sorry. What was the question?

*edit this goes for PMS as well!

Comments

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paladin_of_gaia
Jul. 30th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)
Heh
unclrashid
Jul. 30th, 2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, how is this different from PMS? (runs and ducks)
revkellyshannon
Jul. 30th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
Yes replace MENOPAUSE with PMS.
I was going to change it but I was just wanting to get it out the way I got it.
At this time this is about how I am feeling here at work.
About an hour ago my boss tried to duck and run but I got ahold of him before he could. No one is safe today. HEHEHEHEHEHE.....

Edited at 2009-07-30 05:03 pm (UTC)
obsidian468
Jul. 31st, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Man's answer: I'll just put a compact fluorescent in there, and not have to worry about it for the next five to seven years.
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