You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

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    curious curious
Scream ganked from creatrixx

Tech call of the day!

User: I lost a folder and need someone to help me find it.
Tech: What is the name of the folder?
User: Folder

Oh and the user is not even logged on so the Tech was unable to help further. The user will have to call back and I am so hopping to be gone for the day.
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    Is that all there is? - by Peggy Lee


Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independenc e on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q.. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A.. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service.. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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1.. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave...
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three..
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries..
7. Every commercial on television has a web -site at the bottom of the screen.
8.. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
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NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow.
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    tired tired

Morning Poll

Poll #1451706 98 Rock morning Poll

Have you ever pleasured yourself while driving?

Hell yes...
Had to try once...
Never that is dangerous!
Good idea I will have to try it...
Without help? Is that possible?

Answers will be screened to protect the voters!
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    curious curious
Mother Nature

Need to find a new TV.

My wonderful TV in my room has been trying to die on me. I really like this TV it has a timer that turn it on/off, which is a great alarm for me.
So does anyone know of a good TV that does this or know how I can find one that does without looking at every single TV at a store.
Since it is for the bedroom it doesn't have to be very big.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.

I would also consider fixing it. It only stays on for about 15-20 minutes and then "shuts off" but comes back on maybe 5-10 minutes later. This is an ongoing cycle which is a bit annoying. When it "shuts off" nothing responds until it decides to come back.
Thank you!
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    annoyed annoyed

Hey lets do a Penn Ren invasion!

Penn Ren opens on Aug 8th and Lily is working there this year.
Who would like to go and show Penn Ren how MDRF people are?
Not sure if there is a group discount. Lily is checking to see if she can get discount tickets but I found it's 2 for 1 admission for the weekend of Aug. 8th. Normally it's $29.95 a ticket.
COSTUME DISCOUNTS: We offer a $2.00 discount to adult patrons that visit the Renaissance Faire in period costumes.


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    SpongeBob- Kelly Bell version
Mother Nature


Got a strange postcard in the mail yesterday from Johns Hokins University Pro Health.
They are looking for people to feed and test 4 diets.

You have to meet the following:
1. Are age 30 or older
2. Are willing to change your eating habits for 21 weeks.
3. Have normal or mildly elevated blood pressure.
4. Are not presently taking medication for diabetes, blood pressure or cholesterol.
5. Have a BMI (Body Mass Index) of 25 or more.

As part of MNI CARB, you will:
1. Dine with them for 21 weeks at the Woodlawn facility.
2. Receive 21 weeks of free freshly prepared food.
3. Receive up to $1900 in compensation for completing the project
4. Get free laboratory, blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar measured.
5. Learn how diet can affect your blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar levels.

You can email them at omnicarb@jhmi.edu or call 410-281-1881.
This sounds interesting. I am waiting on a call back from them but wanted to share with others that might benefit.
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    curious curious
Go TO Hell


UGGG. So I can't get on FB or Myspace at work now. All because someone was using up bandwidth by being on FB. I really would like to know what the HELL that person was doing to eat up the bandwidth. One person kills it for everyone.
Oh well. I am looking for another job if anyone knows of one in the Baltimore area.

EDIT: I am not looking for another job because of lack of access to FB. That is just another annoyance.
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